Row, Row, Row Your Boat…

Dad, I wanna paddle!

No, I wanna paddle, you paddled on the way up here.

Okay kids, stop fighting, you both can paddle.

Wait, what about me, Dad? Can I drop the rock anchor?

No, little miss, let your brothers paddle. You navigate.

I what?

Just tell the boys to paddle downstream, that way.

Okay, but they’re making us go in circles.

Don’t worry, we’ll be going downstream anyway.

Paddle yourself these beautiful fall days at The Boathouse at Fletcher’s Cove. Open till the end of October

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”

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