Its late, way too late, and you might be a bit drunk.
No matter, you are on a mission. You are hunting for edibles at the Super 24 Hour Safeway on Georgia Avenue, and this is what you see: SPAM!!
You know you want it. Fried. With pineapple on a pizza, Pacific Island style. No, ham, this ain’t Hawaii, this is way too late for a luau.
So do you do it, do you SPAM?
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