MVC Late Night Video – If that’s not porn, I don’t know what is

Okay, I admit that I knew it was a porn movie place when I pulled in the parking lot but the story doesn’t start there.

“Oh look – a video store,” my wife said, pointing to a building on Leesburg Pike in Falls Church. I did a quick assessment. MVC Late Night Video. Blacked out windows above eye level, dirty parking lot, seedy strip along a busy road. Yep, it’s got to be porn.

“Did you know there was a video rental place there?” She asked.

“I think it’s a porn place.”

“No, they wouldn’t put a porn place there. It’s not hidden enough to be a porn place.”

“No, it’s got to be a porn place.” Men have a sixth sense about this type of thing. She should trust me on such issues, not challenge my authority on porn recognition.

A few days later I passed the same place on the way home from a student’s house and decided to poke my head in, so to speak. Pictures of bare ta-ta’s, vibrating everything and videos galore. Mom and Dad would be proud to know that I had the follow-through to put that mystery to rest.

Thanks, MVC, for keeping the landscape along Leesburg Pike interesting, if not wholesome or clean.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Carl Weaver is a writer and brewer for RealHomebrew.com and has been making beer and wine for more than 20 years. He is also an avid photographer and writer and just finished his first book, about a trip he took to Thailand to live in Buddhist monasteries. He considers himself the last of the Renaissance men and the luckiest darned guy in the world. Follow him on Twitter.

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