Comments on: Dorkbike Arrival in DC

By: Vox Populi » Smartbike DC hits the streets today; a great deal if you can find one

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 08:24:53 +0000

[...] at We Love DC doesn’t think much of the program, dubbing it “Dorkbike”. Hardly! Those rear wheel covers aren’t [...]

By: Wayan

Wayan — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:24:15 +0000

Also, in Google cache:

“What happens if I lose the bike?
During the time you rent the bike, you are responsible for it. A fee of $250.00 will be billed if you don’t return the bike within 24 hours after the designated rental period or if the bike is otherwise damaged, lost or stolen.”

By: Wayan

Wayan — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:23:05 +0000

What! They're upping fees already? The FAQ used to say: "A replacement fee of $250 will be invoiced in case a bike is not returned within 24 hours after rental. " As the comments on DCist attest.

By: Don

Don — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:43:07 +0000

Where do you get $240? The no-return price listed on the contract is $550 and the faq echoes that. What happens if my bike is lost or stolen? During the time you rent the bike, you are responsible for the bike. A fee of $550.00 will be billed if you do not return the bike within 24 hours after the designated rental period or if the bike is otherwise damaged, lost or stolen

By: Batgirl

Batgirl — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:52:46 +0000

Quit with the negativity already! I am signing up. DC is almost the perfect sized city, but there are some jumps I want to do that aren’t well-served by metro and are just that bit too long for walking (eg. Dupont to U&14th). In steps dork-bike. Yep it doesn’t serve everywhere yet, but hopefully it will expand.

By: Tom Bridge

Tom Bridge — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:20:35 +0000

Well, there's always the bike-messenger style bag. I've got a great Timbuk2 bag that works great on a bicycle.

By: Wayan

Wayan — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:43:28 +0000

Exactly David.

These SmartBikes are a pure pander to DDOT’s hope for a multi-transport system. And a weak pander at that. Three reasons why its not gonna pass the commuter & downtown crowd:

1. No locks, but if the bike is stolen – $240? No riding to a store then, just SB to SB spot.

2. No helmet is a hospital trip waiting to happen.

3. No basket? So even if you do go to a shop, how you gonna carry things?

And only one reason its not gonna work for tourists:

1. Several weeks to sign-up & only online. Not very walk-up friendly.

By: David

David — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:10:58 +0000

the reason, as Wayan should know why the OLPC is hideous green… is to deter theft and/or reuse by unauthorized parties. We’re not going to be getting Giant/Motobene/Specialized bikes, because they’d get stolen. Plus these hideous things, which I agree, are pretty simple to maintain (they look like a fixed gearing system – aka useless on hills). I think ClearChannel spent more on the new bus shelters (since they can smack their ads all over them) than their bikes and storage/rent system. Typical….

By: Will

Will — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:03:14 +0000

I emailed Smartbike, and they confirmed no baskets are planned. Weak!

By: fedward

fedward — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:48:00 +0000

Yeah Don, you should keep your head lice to yourself.

By: Don

Don — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:30:15 +0000

Well call me Pee Wee, I LIKE the highboy look. That rear tire shield is hideous, but the tall handlebars are cool in a retro way.

The lack of helmets is indeed an issue, though I wouldn’t be real excited to share head lice with my fellow Washingtonians either….

By: Wayan

Wayan — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:24:28 +0000

Thinking about it more, I say these are a hazard to the supposed target audience – downtown office workers.

First, bicycles are banned from downtown sidewalks, so they’ll be in the mix of city traffic. Then without baskets, people are either going to have bags hanging off handlebars or try to steer one-handed. Finally, without helmets, any accident with that mix of over-stressed drivers and wobbly bikers, will be catastrophic.

Looks like WABA better start stocking up on Ghost Bikes.

By: busybee

busybee — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:35:04 +0000

That’s exactly what I was thinking when I passed the bike stand out side Foggy Bottom – they do look hideous. But sometimes that becomes a statement in itself – look at the Scion xB. Also – the only way to get one is via an annual membership, so its useless for tourists.