Joe McCain Calls 911 to Complain About Traffic

Strike one: Calling 911 to complain about I-95 traffic. Strike two: Cursing out the operator when he asks why you’re calling 911 to complain about traffic. Strike three: Voice mail greeting saying you’re working on a “very important family political project.” Joe The McCain, you’re out.

Roving Asian mendicant, can occasionally be seen wandering the streets of downtown Washington, muttering unintelligible gibberish to passers-by while pushing a “bag lady” shopping cart full of old blankets, American flags, soda cans, and healthy secondhand snacks from organic food shop dumpsters. Used to live in a cardboard box at 16th and K but the rent was too expensive.

2 thoughts on “Joe McCain Calls 911 to Complain About Traffic

  1. Could be an attempt to foil the McCain campaign and the person wasn’t verified by phone number that it really was McCain’s brother. I am a liberal, but there are too many holes in this story for me to buy it.

  2. Nope, he’s admitted it. This is the same clown that called us Arlingtonites all communists. One can only assume by that he means we think that community services like 911 are for the good of everyone, not to be his personal info line.