Comments on: Schocked by TMZ Paparazzi

By: AcaciaO

AcaciaO — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:22:55 +0000

Sounds good to me. Maybe we can be one of the first couples to get in on the Vermont same-sex marriage deal

By: KatieT

KatieT — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:48:07 +0000

and no one wants to go there… smart people. i’d say we’d *dump* him, and get *married* to each other in Massachusetts and *date* boys outside our marriage.

By: AcaciaO

AcaciaO — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:37:31 +0000

hmmm that’s a tough one. this feels like a game of date/dump/marry, but with myself, and Katie.

By: Ben H. Rome

Ben H. Rome — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:29:43 +0000

So does that mean he’d propose to one of you, then dump you and date the other? Who would be who? ;)

By: KatieT

KatieT — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:18:25 +0000

So, I think then, the solution is The Bachelor: A Swoon-worthy Statesmen.

By: AcaciaO

AcaciaO — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:46:48 +0000

I was totally going to write that in the body of the post, but then reconsidered due to the line of thinking: “if I were Aaron Schock, would I date me because I called you out on the internets?” But Aaron, if you’re out there, we can totally be like James Carville and Mary Matalin.

By: KatieT

KatieT — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:33:24 +0000

Dear Aaron Schock, wanna go on a date? Say, Hawk & Dove? We’ll have to disagree about fundamental morals, but I do a mean Jackie O…