And yes, inevitable snarkers, I actually would be perfectly okay if someone wants to marry a water buffalo or whatever baloney strawman you want to come up with. Employment benefits are part of people’s compensation and I couldn’t care less if they want to share them with a man, woman, Border Collie, or whatever.

These fights are a waste of my time and money in an already overloaded justice system. Let people marry who they want so we can get on to real business.