@Jenn – I hope you threw a drink at the liar, S&TC Samantha-style.

But then I found out he was a pathological liar, and he broke up with me at a bar.

I volunteer to take out any of the poor single ladies who love eating at fabulous locations. It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it.

I’m pregnant: I think that calls for ice cream. Moorenko’s (who just moved to McLean)is best ice cream in the area hands down.

I’ve been cheating on you: This calls for somewhere quiet and small where you cannot make a scene without drawing attention. I’d go with Bastille Restaurant in Alexandria, cause it’s small and if you stood up and smacked someone everyone would notice. And maybe that’s a good thing. Or bad thing, depends on if you’re the cheater or the cheated-on.

I Just Lost My Job And This Is The Last Time We’ll Eat Out For A While: When I got laid off from my job last year, I turned to the margarita, and did not stop. Guajillos was my savior. I’d recommend it. Lauriol Plaza, as I’ve said a million times before has great margs too.

I Got A New Job In Another City: Well who am I to tell you what restaurant you’ll miss the most? Nobody, that’s who. You know what you’ll crave when you’re gone, go there.

I’m Breaking Up With You: McDonalds. ‘Cause if you’re that over the person, you don’t want to spend any more money on them than necessary, right?

@Catherine – you and me both sister.

@Taylor – glad you think so. All my pizza place recommendations were pick-up to-go places. Delivery isn’t something quality DC pizzerias have the hang of yet, as you pointed out.

Now, if only I could get a freaking date…