Comments on: Real World DC Update: Tip Ur Bartender

By: Vox Populi » Real World D.C. cast member rumored to be working at Georgetown restaurant

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:01:30 +0000

[...] member of the Real World D.C. cast was just hired at Tony & Joe’s, a seafood joint on the Georgetown waterfront, according to the We Love D.C. blog. The post was [...]

By: Brendan

Brendan — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:06:15 +0000

If I were to rank the comments on this posting in order of those which added the most to those which added the least, first place would go to Tiffany. Last place would go to Don, for comment #13. In competition with Don would be Becca, for the original posting.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:34:04 +0000

It’s hard for me to imagine a more perfect, better phrased sentence that what Tiffany had to say. Beautiful job.

By: Tiffany Bridge

Tiffany Bridge — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:35:52 +0000

If you’re going to use our comment section for your comedy practice, please ensure that the jokes are at least your own.

By: Anti-Real World DC » Real World DC Castmember to Bartend at Tony & Joe’s?

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:29:58 +0000

[...] came across this bit of news from over the weekend and wanted to share it with the the citizenry at large: Which cast member of [...]

By: Brendan

Brendan — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:46:59 +0000

If Joe were a president, he would be Babe-raham Lincoln.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:54:48 +0000

I always thought it was Crover Gleveland.

By: Brendan

Brendan — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:50:31 +0000

I never understood why Grover Cleveland got to be both the 22nd and the 24th president. I always felt there was something unconstitutional about that.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:36:19 +0000

I’ve often thought the hardest question for a Real World cast member would be, “who was the 34th President?” That way, if they said “Dwight D. Eisenhower” I could say, “exactly right.”

By: Brendan

Brendan — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:32:57 +0000

I always thought MTV’s Road Rules was a much better show than the Real World. Although I do like how the Real World shoots each season in a single city. It would be awesome if MTV could combine the two, like if they did a Road Rules where the cast just did all their missions in Adam’s Morgan.

By: Don

Don — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:39:46 +0000

I know you are, but what am I?

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:28:42 +0000

Excellent third grade spelling, Don.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:24:05 +0000

My guess is that “Tom Bridge” is either a huge fan of Judge Judy or someone who believes that by watching “My Cousin Vinny” qualifies one as a lawyer. That is my only explanation for the drivel that he felt the need to share with everyone.

By: Don

Don — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:39:20 +0000

That’s two sentences, jeanyus :)

By: Brendan

Brendan — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:39:00 +0000

I would request that “Tom Bridge” qualify his otherwise baseless claim.

By: Tom Bridge

Tom Bridge — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:31:45 +0000

Sources don’t need to be revealed, just present.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:31:09 +0000

I will say that the best sentence in the entire post was this:

“Which cast member of the Real World DC was just hired at Tony & Joe’s along the Georgetown waterfront? Can’t reveal our sources, but all signs point to lame reality service industry drama (with some horrible Matchbox 20 song played over it).”

Beautiful diction, elegant execution, and wonderful cadence.

By: Brendan

Brendan — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:27:41 +0000

Now that I think about it, the title of this posting is bizarre. This is a blog about DC, right? So why is everyone so concerned about tipping a bartender from Ur. I don’t even think Ur exists anymore. I think God rained salt and sulfur all over the city back in the Old Testament, right before God promised Israel to the Jews for all time.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:17:33 +0000

The only lingering concern I have is regarding the name “Tony & Joe’s” as I’m sure you meant “Anthony & Joseph’s.” Even if you did mean “Anthony & Joseph’s,” I could imagine a situation where someone would ask for directions to “Anthony & Joseph’s” and the person would say, “you mean Tony & Joe’s?” and the other person would say, “yeah, I mean Tony & Joe’s.”

By: Brendan

Brendan — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:03:45 +0000

If we can go back to comment number 2, I’d like to mention that I’ve always felt uncomfortable with the word subpoena. It has always reminded me of “sub-penis,” which I think is a pretty terrifying concept.