I’m Sorry Already

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‘Sad Kanye West has a sadness’
courtesy of ‘Dr Stephen Dann’

So, it’s late here, and I’m about to head off to the WLDC authors meeting, but I felt I had to share the Kanye Apology Generator. Watch what happens when you put DC-related stuff into it:

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO MAYOR FENTY AND COUNCIL CHAIR GRAY FOR DANCING THE UMBRELLA. I SPOKE TO COUNCIL CHAIR GRAY RIGHT AFTER. MAYOR FENTY IS VERY VERDANT !!……….. I’M IN THE WRONG FOR CLIMBING AND PARKING!!!!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT DOUGLAS DEVELOPMENT. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO MAYOR FENTY 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF MARBLE!!! Y’ALL KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!! HALF SMOKE I GAVE MY MONUMENT TO COUNCILMAN CATANIA WHEN THEY DESERVED IT… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

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