“Jonathan Parker is robbing a house RIGHT NOW! LOL”
‘Facebook poke’
courtesy of ‘liako’
How dumb can you get? Really, really, REALLY dumb. Jonathan Parker, a PA resident, decided to rob stands accused of robbing a house outside of Martinsburg in Berkeley County, WV. But that’s not the dumb part. Ready for this? He checked his Facebook account on the victim’s computer and left it logged in! The Martinsburg Journal (sort of my home newspaper, unfortunately) reports. He apparently stole two diamond rings, in addition to some equipment from the garage. Because of his awesomeness, the police were able to nab him relatively easily.
He is being held right now in the Eastern Regional Jail in Martinsburg on $10,000 bail and could actually get up to 10 years for this. But that’s just for the crime; what can we give him for being the dumbest person on earth? I guess this really shows just how important Facebook is in our lives today. And since comment contests have been popular on WeLoveDC lately…let’s try one here. What do you think he set his status to when he logged into Facebook while robbing someones house? Add yours in the comments.
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16 Responses to ““Jonathan Parker is robbing a house RIGHT NOW! LOL””
September 17th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Jonathan Parker is: Gotz two real nice diamond rings to sell. Who’s buyin?
September 17th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Oh wow! I didn’t know it happened in Martinsburg, WV! At least he’s not from WV! We get enough bad press. :)
September 17th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
If this is a frame job, it’s awesome.
September 17th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Jonathan Parker is: googling pawn shops, LOLZ!
September 17th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Kelly, you mean bad press like this?
September 17th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Jonathan Parker is checking his facebook page WHILE robbing ppl! HAHAH FML!
September 17th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I can relate to that. Earlier this year my mother was in Canada on personal business. When she returned she found out that her home had been robbed. The person who did it not only checked his email (Yahoo), but installed the Yahoo applet and set it to AUTO LOG ON!!! Now we not only knew who it was, but could converse with all the wonderful people he calls friends.
You have to wonder sometimes…
September 17th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Jonathan Parker: hey overly-trusting Martinsburg residents of this household, I’m gonna steal your diamonds, but I’m one of the smartest jackasses of all time, of ALL TIME! so you’ll never find me.
September 17th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Jonathon Parker has got some sweet diamond rings and power tools to sell. Hit up my cell or drop by 1232 Carmen Dr, Martinsburg, WV.
September 17th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Jonathan Parker completed the quiz “what kind of burglar are you?” with the result doofus
September 17th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
hahaha I love it. Yes, this needs to be expanded beyond just a status update. Quiz results are perfect. If only someone would make a screen shot of what this kid’s profile would have looked like…
September 18th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
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September 18th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
melita wins!
October 25th, 2009 at 10:04 am
this might not be his first buggle,but i think luck ran out of him this time.he must be anxiuos of the dough he’ll make out of his loots.
January 27th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Jonathan Parker is-robbing a house.
Jonathan writes-Hey guys make sure to check my profile to see my next targets!
January 27th, 2010 at 2:38 pm
I said it before and i’ll say it again, and again anybody who is hooked on facebook in a certifiable idiot……..And this guy is just another facebook freak !!!!!
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