Comments on: “Jonathan Parker is robbing a house RIGHT NOW! LOL”

By: Kathy Bradley

Kathy Bradley — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 06:42:10 +0000

This guy’s a blooming idiot! It also sounds like he has some idiot followers. This isn’t funny!
You joke around like, [lets go do it man, it sounds like fun.] He’s not funny, he’s stupid!

By: ML

ML — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 07:14:23 +0000

“Hello Facebook friends and family! I’m robbing this house right now; And, so far, I’ve only found two diamond rings! I know the song lyrics repeatedly state Five Golden Rings…Where should I look for the other three? Please reply quickly!!! If I don’t hear from you soon, I’ll have to ask Facebook Technical Support and you know how long that takes!!!”

“h1 w0r|) TGIF 1′m r0b D@ h0u53 n0w! lol g0t 2 g0! TTYL”

“I knew all of those comic books I read were full of crap!!! No Superman! No Spider-Man! No Batman! Super Powers? Nobody even knows I’m robbing this house right now!”

“You can follow me on Twitter!”
“I’m in the garage!”
“I’m on the computer in the study!”
“Cool! a laptop! I’m taking it!”
“Driving home now!”
“5-0 behind me!”
“This will be my last tweet for awhile…”

By: Special

Special — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:00:26 +0000

Are you sure that Jonathan was not framed. I know some computer geeks that know just about anybody’s password. Please make sure this is not a frame-job.

By: demoncat

demoncat — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:43:07 +0000

jonathan must have been reading a thief for dummies book for if your robbing the house the first rule is to try not to leave anything that can help catch you instead he decided to check his face book account while robbing. talk about dumb as for his status now gone away meeting some new friends to add

By: Browns415@aol.com

Browns415@aol.com — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:06:30 +0000

Jonathan Parker is: ….Garage tools; A couple hundred dollars….two diamond rings; A couple thousand dollars….forgetting to log off of Facebook while robbing a house; Priceless….

By: Sophie Reyes

Sophie Reyes — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:06:04 +0000

And these idiots didnt steal the computers that they”hacked” into? God its actually scary how dumb people are.

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:59:12 +0000

to #16 Robertr jefferies

Yeah, like news comment posters are really different right?

By: Mary

Mary — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:54:45 +0000

Hi my name is johnathan parker.. i have two rings for sale.. i have a facebook… i need money to pay for the book i face for taking them. i am still logged on. you can leave me a message.. i will get back to you when i post bail

By: andrew tobey

andrew tobey — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:54:18 +0000

was this guy high or somthing?

By: Phyllis Rothwell

Phyllis Rothwell — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:37:16 +0000

I am not hooked on facebook but I find it interesting that Robertr jefferies (who obviously cannot spell his own name right) thinks that facebook fans are all “certifiable idiots”. I know you said it before and you’ll say it again just like every other dumb thing you like to say.

As for Jonathan Parker’s update:
Jonathan Parker is robbing a house…LMFAO!

By: Lou

Lou — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:35:00 +0000

“What do you think he set his status to when he logged into Facebook while robbing someones house?”

INVISIBLE ?????

By: HBK

HBK — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:11:22 +0000

jonathon says: ummm, where em i.

By: JC

JC — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:00:19 +0000

Jonathan Parker has sent you a friend request!
And post a comment on your wall:
“I like your house, I need your house alarm pin number though, PD: don’t forget your car keys too” =)-Jonny

By: Robertr jefferies

Robertr jefferies — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:38:33 +0000

I said it before and i’ll say it again, and again anybody who is hooked on facebook in a certifiable idiot……..And this guy is just another facebook freak !!!!!

By: DFire

DFire — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:15:42 +0000

Jonathan Parker is-robbing a house.
Jonathan writes-Hey guys make sure to check my profile to see my next targets!

By: Albatini

Albatini — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:04:01 +0000

this might not be his first buggle,but i think luck ran out of him this time.he must be anxiuos of the dough he’ll make out of his loots.

By: Jay B

Jay B — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:20:09 +0000

melita wins!

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By: Karl Johnson

Karl Johnson — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:30:53 +0000

hahaha I love it. Yes, this needs to be expanded beyond just a status update. Quiz results are perfect. If only someone would make a screen shot of what this kid’s profile would have looked like…

By: melita

melita — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:08:15 +0000

Jonathan Parker completed the quiz “what kind of burglar are you?” with the result doofus