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		<title>Virginia Trafficking in Absurdity</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bear with me for a little exercise. - Expired registration. Hell, *no* registration. - Impeding the flow of traffic. - Fail to obey traffic lights. Fail to obey a stop sign. - Evasion of a “traffic control” device (road cones, barriers, etc). - Fail to give full time &#38; attention (texting, anyone?) - FAIL TO [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bear with me for a little exercise.</p>
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<li>- Expired registration. Hell, *<strong>no</strong>* registration.</li>
<li>- Impeding the flow of traffic.</li>
<li>- Fail to obey traffic lights. Fail to obey a stop sign.</li>
<li>- Evasion of a “traffic control” device (road cones, barriers, etc).</li>
<li>- Fail to give full time &amp; attention (texting, anyone?)</li>
<li>- FAIL TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF VEHICLE.</li>
<li>- Fail to drive on right side of highway. (?!)</li>
<li>- Speeding 20 MPH above the limit…<strong>in a school zone</strong>.</li>
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<p>If you answered, “easy! They’re moving violations” you would be correct, but uninteresting.</p>
<p>If you answered, “well, thanks to the nanny state anti-sprawl dirty hippie activists in the Commonwealth of Virginia, those are all moving violations with <strong>smaller (in some cases considerably so) fines than the first violation of the HOV rules</strong> because traffic is clearly an end-times apocalyptic crisis and the social engineering of how many passengers you have in your car is sacrosanct”, you would be absolutely on the mark.</p>
<p> @#*&amp;${#@(*$</p>
<p>&nbsp; </p>
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