Do You SPAM in a Can?

Its late, way too late, and you might be a bit drunk.

No matter, you are on a mission. You are hunting for edibles at the Super 24 Hour Safeway on Georgia Avenue, and this is what you see: SPAM!!

You know you want it. Fried. With pineapple on a pizza, Pacific Island style. No, ham, this ain’t Hawaii, this is way too late for a luau.

So do you do it, do you SPAM?

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”

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