If you can’t think of anything more fun than lurching around the District, covered in bits of gray matter and blood, menacing tourists, then, well,
[Representative Ron Paul joke redacted] the upcoming zombie lurch is for you.
Pour on the red paint, tear up your clothing, re-enact the zombie dance from Thriller, then
walk shamble around the city. Yep, dance.
First, to kick off the event, we invite folks to “Thrill The World!” Starting at 6:00PM sharp, people around the planet will be dancing the same routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller,” in an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the most people to do the same dance, simultaneously & world-wide!
Sadly, my darling girlfriend won’t have the opportunity to veto our attending this event – we’ve got an art show in Dupont at Church of the Pilgrim that day. If you’re free and pride-impaired, put on your best food coloring & corn syrup and go for a
walk stumble. If it’s 1/10th the fun of Santarchy it’ll be a good time.
This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs