I just picked up seven pounds of frozen dog feces in Grant Circle and I’m disgusted. Not (yet) with the stench of all that crap when the spring thaw happens, but with the laziness of my neighbourhood’s dog owners.
How hard is it to pick up your pooch’s poop?
You already have too many plastic shopping and newspaper bags in your kitchen. You’re right there when your dog drops a load. Now bend over a pick that sh*t up!
If you think it is too gross, or you’re just too plain lazy, may you step in hot, stinky dog poop come summer. And may you be barefoot too.
I’m curious how you weighed the poop exactly.
Scooping other peoples’ dog poo. Truly, you are a civic-minded individual. I salute you.
Yes, please, do tell. How did you weigh the poop? The bathroom scale?
I really don’t want to know why or how he weighed the poop.
I used the bathroom scale, much to my wife’s disgust. But I had to check – it was a full shopping bag of poop!
And yes, I did think of putting it on a neighbour’s doorstep who doesn’t scoop, lighting it on fire, and ringing the doorbell. But plastic bags don’t really burn right.
You just need to add lighter fluid.