How do you know that Emily’s Raging Birthday Celebration really was off the hook? When the Monday morning email from the host is:
Hello All! Hope you all had fun on Sat!! It looks like someone had so much fun that they left the house party with no shoes – a pair of strappy sandals were left at my place. If anyone has really dirty feet from going to Irish Times barefoot, send me an email!!
Okay, now barefoot at the Irish Times? Can anyone think of a worse dirty-floor bar to be barefoot in? Its so spilt-beer sloppy, I moved from the Constitution to the Independence WAKA kickball league just to get away from it.
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