Tomorrow is the annual Free Comic Book Day, but due to the vagaries of the calendaring system we all share, it is also National Masturbation Day. I know that some folks, maybe even readers of this site, will be torn between participation between the two. I would ask that you not confuse the locations, though.
For Free Comic Book Day:
Beyond Comics 2 on Wisconsin Avenue will have A. David Lewis signing autographs.
Cards, Comics & Collectibles in Reistertown, MD will have Frank Cho (Spiderman, Liberty Meadows), Steve Conley and John Gallagher signing autographs.
For National Masturbation Day:
Please keep this confined to your home. With the windows covered. Please. Think of the children.
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