Of course, by now, you’ve heard about Rep. Patrick Kennedy’s little accident over on the Hill. Of course, The Capitol Police think he was drunk, and that he reeked of alcohol when it happened, but, really, it was Ambien that made him crash his car into that pylon. Really.
Ambien.
Clearly, Rep. Kennedy has been watching an awful lot of tabloid TV.
Expect this to be on Law & Order in 3…2….1….
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