Larry Flynt Offers $1M to Bang Your Congresscritters

Larry Flynt, no matter what you think of him, is in some regards brilliant. In yesterday’s Washington Post, he ran a fairly large ad which offered $1 million in exchange for your exclusive tale about matters prurient with a congressperson, a senator, or other prominent officeholder. No word yet if Flynt’s on a fishing expedition like he was when he made the offer ten years ago, or if he has a person already in mind.

But, now’s your chance to cash in if you can prove you’ve nailed someone in power. Better yet, interns, want to make a mil and retire before you enter the workforce? Here’s your chance. Seduce your boss, make a Mil, leave Washington happy.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

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