courtesy of ‘Max Klingensmith’
Oh, text messaging. Sure, some people think texting is the end of society. Some others think that it’s just a gateway to ratings (Um, how many stories does Fox 5 need to do on Sexting? Is their 10pm news editor just a perv?), but really, what texting is, is comedy. Enter Texts From Last Night. Better yet, they’ve got them segregated by area code, so you can read DC’s finest hilarious texts including my favorite:
(202): And then I said “flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan.”
Of course, there 703, 240, 301, but oddly, no 571. What, does no one text funny things from Virginia?
Last time I checked, 703 is *in* Virginia.
Yes, it is, but 571 started as a “cellphone only” overlay back in 2000 or so.
Yes, but you can still get a 703 cell phone number in Virginia. I have one.
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