courtesy of ‘newsongNY’
Feds at Dulles Airport yesterday arrested a guy for smuggling cocaine hidden inside moist cheese dip. Now, it was only a few ounces inside the cheese, but after the Borders & Customs crowd found his little stash, they also found a brick of over a kilogram taped to his person. Looks like you’re going to have to work harder than that, mister smuggler guy.
Wow. Times sure have changed. Back in my day, if you wanted to smuggle drugs, you had to hide them in your rectum or swallow a bunch of condoms filled with drugs. Cheese dip? That’s just lazy.