You Are Running Out of Time, Fruit Vendor.

In-joke now complete, thanks to screenshot from

A Bethesda Fruit Stand just off the highway was ordered to move its location or face sanction and they’ve decided to stand pat. Country Thyme sets up on River Road, which can be a fairly busy place to try to do commerce in the middle of the rush. They’re working on moving to a church lot, but haven’t yet completed the deal, which means they’re right where they always are.

Of course, that hasn’t stopped SHA officials from showing up, and crushing their apples.

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5 thoughts on “You Are Running Out of Time, Fruit Vendor.

  1. FRUIT VENDOR!!! Your cart is still in our way! We will give you one more hour to move it from our area. Do not test our patience anymore!

  2. Occasionally I go the the Fruit Vendor wishing they would vary their sales. I mean how hard would it be to sell some Ironbark seeds or some Draenei Water?


    …I really think ED-209 would be the solution to so many problems. ;)

    (I know I’m not the only one who remembers Robocop)