image from the South Butt website
The DC MPD’s community outreach department has a release out stating that in the last day there’s been two separate robberies where North Face items were stolen. You might consider replacing your North Face items with stuff from the satirical South Butt company. Barring that, the MPD has collected some tips from various sources about how to keep yourself safe and prepare for the possibility of a theft.
Robbery Safety Tips:
Source: Las Vegas Police Department
Wallet Inventory & Emergency Checklist:
Source: The University of Oklahoma
If your wallet is stolen: