‘Thomas Jefferson, Pimp Daddy’
courtesy of ‘tbridge’
Heads up ladies and gentlemen, there’s a shark hazard going out this weekend. According to the City Paper, there’s a pickup artist (nay, the world’s finest pickup artist) on the loose this weekend, and he’ll be giving lessons to schmucks desperate enough to pay $1,300 to get a bit of game.
They’ll be working out of a Dupont Circle hotel, with “field trips” to area bars and coffeeshops, so if this is your normal bailiwick, consider yourself warned. Though, as WCP points out, the gents desperate enough to pay $1,300 to a scam artist are probably pretty loaded catches, so gold diggers, this is your definition of a “target rich environment”.
Or, if you like, you could have a blast just fucking with these guys. That’s personally what I’d do. But I’m not a lady.
Too bad there’s not a gold digger boot camp going on at the same time. Seems like a missed opportunity.
Pretty sure that means that it is up to you to break out the drag!
I think this is a great weekend for DC’s finest drag queens to hang out in Dupont…