Things that Win the Internet

John Wilkes Booth on Yelp

The day before yesterday, I ran across a hilarious review of Ford’s Theater courtesy of one “Abe L.” who gave Ford’s a 1-star review back on the 10th of August. This afternoon I went looking for the original and spotted instead a 5-star review courtesy of one “John B” that made my afternoon:

Listen notte to the imposters which have so frequently left a commentary here!  They are frauds and charalatans, and ah demand JUSTICE.  In the meanwhile, as the judicial system rolls about and persecutes the charade which those before me have so delicately tried to balance themselves within, ah thinke ah wille leave a brieffe description upon this place’s experience with me.

Sometimes, I just love the Internet.

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