I was on my way home tonight, listening to the traffic report on WTOP, when I heard the oddest story. Estée Lauder is creating a fragrance for Mayor Williams. The report said it was made with jasmine and citrus oils. The box will, of course, feature a bow tie.
No word on why they’ve chosen our mayor. No word on why they even chose DC. Except, of course, that politics hear stinks, perhaps?
I got nothin’.
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