Back before my wingman dumped me, he and I hatched the ultimate pick-up plan, a puppy rental service. That’s right, what could be a better prop to pick up the chicks than a cute puppy? One that will get all the girls to coo and cuddle in your presence.
Well it seems that some
smart cold-hearted guy has decided to do just that, launching the DC Puppy Rental Service. You even get to choose between two cute & fluffies for your scamming delight.
Still, I think I can one-up that. There is a chick-magnet that not even a puppy can match: kids. Not your own of course, but a cousin
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