Puppy Rental Service

Back before my wingman dumped me, he and I hatched the ultimate pick-up plan, a puppy rental service. That’s right, what could be a better prop to pick up the chicks than a cute puppy? One that will get all the girls to coo and cuddle in your presence.

Well it seems that some smart cold-hearted guy has decided to do just that, launching the DC Puppy Rental Service. You even get to choose between two cute & fluffies for your scamming delight.

Still, I think I can one-up that. There is a chick-magnet that not even a puppy can match: kids. Not your own of course, but a cousin

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”

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