Cell Bandit Confesses

Well, our beloved Cell Phone Bandit has confessed to four bank robberies. Turns out it was her boyfriend that she was talking to on that cellphone, he was her getaway driver. What’s really sad about the whole thing is her family had no idea that she had turned to crime, as they sent her here to go to college.

My mother told me once or twice that she worried about sending people to DC, that somehow the girls would end up power hungry and sleeping with politicians for influence, and how this whole town could corrupt just with the mere touch. This will only perpetuate those DC myths. Great.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

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