I’m here, I’m Queer – Lets Burn Crosses!!

In what must be the mad mash-up of the year, or a bad hangover effect of Bareback BrokeBack Mountain, those of small-minded Southern persuasion, who are also light in the loafers or limp of wrist, now have the ultimate fashion accessory: the Rainbow Rebel.

Soon to be available in wife beater and thong models, the Rainbow Rebel is the fashion statement for your next hooded assembly – a splash of color to separate you from those all-white sheets. It can also be worn hunting – why match? You have a gun, clash!

Me, I’m gonna wear mine when I carpetbag prance protest against Virginia’s gay marriage amendment.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”

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