Well do ya, punk? If you are, or even if you’re not, you might wanna part with $1 or even $5 today. Why? The Powerball lottery drawing tonight will be for $300 million dollars. That’s something like a $150 million one time payment. More than enough to tell the boss where to stick it & almost enough to eclipse the happy folks in the photo.
In November, that lucky group won a $340 million Powerball jackpot, the largest Powerball jackpot ever won, and the second largest Lottery jackpot ever won worldwide. Tonight you could be all smiles like that too, if you buy a ticket. Me, I’m gonna get an office pool going so we can maximize our chances.
Still, just be sure to check your tickets with the official results, not what’s in the WashPost, or you might embarrass yourself tomorrow at work.
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