The gang over at Deadspin is bagging on Screech pretty hard today. Sure, our mascot might be better suited to a bizarro children’s show written by Hunter S. Thompson, but at least he’s ours, right?
Right?
*crickets*
Right?
Okay, so yeah, Screech sucks, but what should we do about it? Should we turn him into the modern day San Diego Chicken and have him travel with the team and harass mascots and umpires? Turn him into troubled teen Screech? No, you’re thinking about Saved By the Bell. Stop that.
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