Walking down I Street NW, take a pause around 20th Street.
There you will find this advertisement for an art show at the Embassy of Uruguay.
Go inside, go upstairs and see the room of paintings by modern Uruguayan artists.
While you are standing there alone admiring $4,800 painting of bathtubs by Santiago Garcia, try to resist the urge to steal the art.
Even though it would be foolishly easy to do, if caught, you would do your time in a far away Uruguayan jail.
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