Let’s say you are from Ohio. You’re in DC for the 4th of July festivities, and you decide to park on the 1400 block of N Street NW.
Being from out of town, you’re not so familiar with the need to keep clear of alleyways and driveways. You park on the very edge of one with the nose of your car just peeking into a driveway.
When you come back to your car, you don’t have a dreaded DC parking ticket. You feel lucky until you notice your front bumper.
Congrats – that a DC kiss, baby.
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