Do you see this gill o’ treats and feel your stomach grumble? Wanna be @ a BBQ right now, with juice dribbling down your chin?
There, Tom will be grilling up a storm, while we all watch, drink, and provide never-ending commentary till he tosses one of us in the river.
If you think that’s gonna be me, don’t worry. I’ll have already gone for a swim or two by then.
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