“When the Going Gets Weird, The Weird Turn Pro” — Hunter S. Thompson
As Wonkette noted today, something is amok in the house of Wemple, and it seems to involve the flinging of poo. This story is so beyond the normal DC weird that it almost needs its own very weird category of weird.
Apparently, the wife of City Paper Editor Erik Wemple threw dog poo at the owners of a Doggie Day Spa near her home. That’s right, she threw poo as part of her mediation with the Doggie Day Spa. Kids, there’s some lessons you learn early: only monkeys throw poo. Anyhow, Circumlocutor soon have the police report which will detail both sides of the story.
Me, I’m just waiting for the mugshots. Because those have to epic, right? right?
This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs
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