In a classic case of the mainstream media picking up on a story that was hot on the internet months ago, Good Morning America figured out that Hill Interns are hot and dress provocatively. See, they heard about this story over at Wonkette about Hill Intern Hotties from back in June and have finally decided that it was news. It should shock precisely no one that most of the young people on the Hill here for the summer are sparklingly attractive and fresh.
Of course they are, they still have their souls intact. Seriously, if you want to know why DC is “Hollywood for Ugly People” it’s that we take the pretty ones and wring them out over a glass so that Ted Stevens and Ted Kennedy and the rest of the career politicians can stay propped up through another election cycle.
This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs