Barry, Crackheads Union Come Out for Fenty

Tyrone Biggums-1

Shortly after Mayor for Life Marion Shepilov Barry formally endorsed Adrian Fenty for Mayor, the Crackheads Union threw their support behind Adrian Fenty. Tyrone Biggums from the Crackheads Union Local 304 issued the following statement shortly thereafter: “If he’s good enough for my man Barry, he’s good enough for me. Damn, I want some crack!” Biggums then ran from the scene scratching at his neck at the invisible bugs beneath his skin shouting something about a 5 o’clock free crack giveway.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

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