US Park Police Parking Prerogative

Hey Ms. United States Park Police Woman, that’s a great parking space for police car number 170. Right up there in Dupont Circle, and I do mean in the Circle too.

So, um, why did you drive your police cruiser right up on the sidewalk? Are you checking up on things? Doesn’t look like it, sitting in your car talking on your cell phone.

Might you be just that lazy or arrogant, driving your police car through the park like you’re on a bicycle or on foot?

And where is your supervisor? If you were DC MPD parked in front of a fire hydrant, I wouldn’t have to end this post in such a negative way.

Yo, fuzz, get the f~^k off the park! Don’t you have a dog to shoot somewhere?

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”

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