I don’t know if I should be proud or worried with this observation: lubricated condoms are popular at the CVS in Adams Morgan.
I could be proud, knowing the peeps in my hood keep a helmet on their jimmy.
I could be worried that so many folks are getting it on while I get none.
Instead, I’ll just work on a good Halloween costume and hope I’ll get a chance to upgrade my own lubrication.
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