DC Dodgy Midnight Sale: Electric Toothbrush

It’s midnight. Cold, with sleet falling from the sky. A random street corner in Mt. Pleasant.

As I park the clock-stopping hottie’s car, I see a guy walking down the street towards me.

He calls out, “Hey brother, I have a question,” as I lock her car. Guard up, I answer, “What?”

“Do you wanna buy an electric toothbrush?” And from his coat, he shows me a new Oral-B in the package. “I’m selling them cheap!”

For once, I am too shocked to speak. All I can think of is “What the F*^k?”

And I head inside, to warmth, to brush.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”

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