Fake & Spray: Arlington, Just Say “No”

Doesn’t this scare you? The idea of spraying a man-made chemical on your body that is so strong it changes the color of your skin.

I do not know who would patronize this tanning salon in Arlington, I know I would not.

While I love me a deep tan, I prefer obtaining one the natural way: poolside, drink in hand.

Yes, I know, skin cancer, but that is why they invented lasers. Who knows what you will need if you fake and spray your way through DC life.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”

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