No matter if you like your women with curves or not, squinty eyes or round, even Latin or African, or just straight up all-American, this town has serious talent.
That I even have a snowball’s chance in Hell with such beautiful women is reason number 50 why I love Washington DC.
Any honest guy will agree, in DC we play in the big leagues even if we are really JV. Before the women claim its due to a sex imbalance, its not. We men with our sh*t together benefit from a lack of decent competition.
Even cosmopolitan Washington suffers from a abundance of men who put sports over sensuality. Here though, women know better and want more.
So for the few of us who can deliver, we have the pick of the litter.
Tonight’s talent is case in point. A whole crew of beauties, including my clock-stopping hottie, who actually talk to me.
This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs