Hummers Mating?

Wandering through Petworth the other day, I came across an interesting sight: two Hummers for one man.

Now I can understand a man’s need to compensate with one Hummer. But two?

Are his reproductive organs that small? Does he need to accelerate Global Warming that fast? Or does he enjoy tossing gas money down a hole?

I am only worried that two Hummers that close will spawn another. H2 + H3 = H5?

Somebody, get that man a Prius!

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”

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