Get a Running Shoe for Your Unwanted Car

Fifty Dollars!

Have you been wanting to take your sweetie out for a nice dinner but can’t scrape together the cash? Or have you been eyeing a pair of running shoes but can only afford one shoe? Maybe your Metro SmartTrip card is running low and you don’t get paid until the end of the month.

Well here’s your solution: get rid of your unwanted car! You know, that thing that you’ve got up on bricks in your front yard? The one that has been taken over by a squirrel family? The one the police found a dead body in? The one that has had a permanent odor ever since you had it valeted at Lauriol Plaza?

Just call the number above and all of your prayers will be answered.

This post appeared in its original form at DC Metblogs

Hailing from the Mile High City, Max has also lived in Tinsel Town, the Emerald City, as well as the City of Brotherly Love. Now a District resident, he likes to write about cool photos by local photographers, the DC restaurant and bar scene, or anything else that pops into his mind.

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