The Uptown Line for.. Popcorn!

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Photo by Wayan

How hot is the Dark Knight? How many movie goers want to see it on a random Wednesday?

So many that this is not the line for tickets. Fandango killed those a while ago. This is the line just for overpriced popcorn, drinks, and snacks.

Note its two lanes wide and hits the front doors and circles back on itself. If only the Uptown would open the upstairs snack bar too…

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”

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