I just want you to know, Mayor Fenty, that we’re all pulling for a quick recovery from your biking-related injury that is keeping you out of the public eye for a few days. Sure, you might’ve injured your foot playing “beach football,” but we figured you’d be manly enough to just rub some dirt on it, spit on it, and go back to what you were doing.
Silly doctors, keepin’ our mayor down.
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