Expectant Mother Parking

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Photo by Wayan

Now here is a parking privilege I never expected to use: Expectant Mother Parking.

Yet when my baby’s mamma and I went shopping this weekend, we jumped at the convenient perk.

Baby’s mamma’s swelling feet say thanks to the progressive thinkers at Westfield Mall but no thanks to the two men who pulled into our space as we left.

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”

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