Basement Bathrooms are Too Far

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I am at the District Chophouse and I have found my limit. I like basement bars but I do not like basement bathrooms.

Here you have to take an elevator down a floor to relieve yourself. That 3 minute wait matters when you are dancing on one foot.

Can there be a more inconvenient toilet placement?

Married, mortgaged, and soon to be a father, Wayan Vota is in the fast lane to mid-life respectability – until the day his brood finds his intimate journal of global traveling and curses him with the ever-eternal reply “I’m gonna be just like you, Dad!”

2 thoughts on “Basement Bathrooms are Too Far

  1. Without a doubt it’s the worst thing about the Chophouse. The different floor would be no issue if you didn’t HAVE to take the elevator. Delays aside, how am I supposed to make a dent on working off that beer if I can’t take the stairs?