Dear Michael Fletcher.
Thanks so much for going to the Press Conference tonight and covering the event for our local paper. But seriously, you can ask the President anything, and you ask him about Alex Frakking Rodriguez?! Seriously?!
Was there nothing about the economics of the United States, or pressing foreign policy matters that you have to ask a sports question?!
Man. I hope this is a hazing prank or something and that Howie Kurtz is laughing it up in the wings right now.